I always think that I am very chubby and fat, but never get slim down successfully unless I stop eating. The problem is eating is part of my life my soul my sun my moon, I never gonna stop eating because of slim!
One day as I walked pass the kitchen, I saw a big big big black container jar.
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The Mega Gainer.
At first I was like
"Me so chubby liao still wanna gain for what?! Don't piss me off!"
Suddenly I stopped.
I remember my brother always drink this thing coz he's too skinny, but I see him growing bigger and bigger, not in fats but muscle!
He said that this protein powder turns your fats into muscle,
it can makes your flabby butterfly arm into 2 firm muscle eggs.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TRAIN THOSE MUSCLE IN GYM!
EXERCISE!!!
And it will become like this below.
I don't wanna be that muscular :d
My brother added
"Think about ur flabby cheek Bicky, try to think of it...."
and he disappeared from the mist.
I think think think and think....
Finally I made up my mind, I decided to drink protein!
And go gym!
This thing is really big!!
I open it and look inside.
It's chocolate powder O.O I hate chocolate T.T
But no choice, drink only la *cover nose holes*
After drinking, next will be gymnastic activities!
Haha, the only thing I can find in my house is the weight lifter.
It's my brother's one, got spider web already, ever since he went to gym,
he left his lonely weight lifters at the corner.
Let's go Vickeh!
Workout workout!
Burn the calories and shake off the fats!
One two One two!
Come on!! it's that all you can do?! You are such a weaker!
Do it faster!!!! one TWO! One TWO!!
The shadow appears behind Vicky shows her spirit and effort of getting her fats off.
I was touched.
No more eatless days, no more bulimia, no more aneroxia,
no more binge puke, no more cabbage soup days, no more only drinking day,
no more yay!! :D
Watashiwa Chun Li from the Street Fighter 4,
Watashiwa can kick you like Ip Man's punches!
And Vicky trains restlessly everyday, after drinking the protein powder,
she straight go to lift weight, and repeated until one day....
Something popped out from my mind...
The angle of the Vicky
Angle Vicky asks Vicky:
"Vicky dear, do you think you change yourself after
all these days of hard work?"
I say:
"Yea, I'm feeling like Herculi's wife nao"
Angle Vicky says:
"How about your face?"
My face turned numb O.O"
Speechless...
It's still chubby like ever!!!!!!!
This is impossible!!
I can't believe it!
Believe it I can't too!!
T.T
Tell Me Huai~
And Vicky angle said:
"Ya know what Vicky, how we recognise about you is your face, don't change it, we won't want to see a skeleton faced Vicky like this one below"
NO!!!!!!!
I don't want I don't want T.T
Ok fine, I'll stop blaming about my face T.T
Be happy of the face I have nao :)
Smile ^.^
I'm satisfied nao
And Vicky live happily every after...
Last but not least!
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Thanks to the owner of the protein jar and weight lifters for
providing me the chance of making this post.
Aligato Elik-san
This is him cam whorely using my lumix TZ7 camera to take a
very beautiful picture of himself
Hope he won't find this out XD
*Run away*
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